Birds Love to Shit on the Move

Yups that's right, birds love to do that. Just had an experience at the kopitiam table this morning. It flew from it's perch on the roof, dive bombed the table like one of those Jap kamikaze pilots and off it went..... narrowly missed my cup of kopi...... The damage, a trial of watery looking stuff on the table, something that looked like 2 pieces of fruit seed on my bag and a small patch of shit.......

I wonder how it feels like to shit or pee on the move.... esp when you're in the air..... do you get a high or a rush.... too bad we have to stay put when doing our business..... it'll be fun to move around : ) Heh heh heh